The Stone Age Caveman Diet
Cave Dwellers
- Humorous Prehistoric Article
Take a trip to Fantasyland and meet the first furbies
that walked on two legs, pulled women by the hair of the head, and swung an
awfully big...club...
Once upon a time there lived a cave dude
named Url. Url spent his days frolicking with the large dinosaurs that
littered the overgrown forest, but they could not completely satisfy his manly
needs for companionship. And the dinos had probs. BIG probs.
In
a nutshell, they were:
1.
T-Rex woke up cranky most mornings. ("For gosh sakes, Url.
Can't you find me a human for breakfast that doesn't have teeth, nails
or hair?")
2.
Brontosaurus was ultra gassy due to massive consumption of greenery. ("Url,
the dog did it. I swear.")
3. Triceratops was way too horny. ("Let's
play leap frog one more time, k?")
4.
Pterodactyl flew like a fairy, but when the fluff was gone, the magic just wasn't
there. ("Why does everything flap when I fly?")
5.
Stegosaurus kept leaving messes around the cave, specifically the cave floor.
("A rug will fix that.)
So, what to do? Url
decided that he needed a new playmate to frolic with, one who wasn't cranky
in the mornings, who didn't have gas, who could be satisfied easily, who didn't
like to flutter all over the cave, and who didn't leave messes around, but rather
cleaned them up.
By and by, Url met Jane Cave
Person. And after much deliberation, he decided that four out of five
wasn't that bad.
Mouth Watering
Diet Club Sandwiches:
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