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The Stone Age Caveman Diet
- Diet History Zone
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In the interest of conquering disease
and increasing life span in humans, an endless search ensued a few
short decades ago to find the perfect diet that would render eternal
life, eternal good health and eternal youth in many cases. Under
the microscope is a scratched slide which displays a controversial
'perfect' diet - commonly known as the Caveman Diet. You have
just entered the Diet History Zone....
The Diet History Zone - The
Paleo Diet - Otherwise known as the Caveman Diet and the Stone Age
Diet Plan for Modern Day Gatherers
- Upon further examination of
the Paleo Diet, it has been determined that this diet was found
lacking in taste but most importantly, in carbs. Carbs
are the energy of the Life Force. Without carbs, the caveman
doesn't feel like skipping through fields of dino droppings
to chase three-winged, two-beaked pink butterflies. Nor
does he feel like trolling for fish or even trolling for folly
that will produce caveman offspring.
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- Many experts feel that the
average caveperson lived a life of leisure filled with little
pleasure. Perhaps so. And you'd be tired too if
you had to sew your own clothes with no pasta in sight. But
that's another chapter in the Diet History Zone....
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