The Stone Age Caveman Diet
Jurassic Diet - Where it all began!
Did you ever wonder when dieting began? About its roots, and founding Troglodytes (prehistoric cave dwellers)? Well, wonder no more! Men
in Fur reveals the beginning of diet phobia…..
In the beginning, Ugh and Aah lived in a medium-income 'cavehood' equipped with one large room that served as a kitchen, dining room, bedroom, game room and den. Their bathroom was located behind the cave, down a lane, the third tree to the right. It was a comfortable cave and always a perfect temperature - spring, summer, winter or fall.
Ugh and Aah were your normal caveman family. Ugh worked at the local club-making shop, and spent his free time hunting triceratops. Aah was a stay at home cavewife, and enjoyed cooking and making Ugh one-shouldered fur garments in her free time. Ugh and Aah were a very happy cave couple.
Then it happened! New fast-food cave establishments began popping up all through the area. Jack-in-the-Cave, What-a-Cleaver, Dunkin DoDo's - oh, and all so tasty!
Next, ethnic establishments began to innocently thread their way into the cavehood; Taco Chihuahua, The Macaroni Wheel, and Red Smelter's.
Click here to continue this Prehistoric Article
Mouth Watering
Diet Club Sandwiches:
|
