The Stone Age Caveman Diet
Well,
it had to start somewhere, I suppose. Long ago, before crème filled
cupcakes and cheese-covered broccoli were invented, Cavemen &
Cavewomen enjoyed a diet rich in protein, the omega 3-s, vegetables,
fruits, nuts & berries. Or did they?
Nonetheless, raw diet was king and queen. In time, cavemen
progressed to the fatted dinosaur diet, but were satisfied nicely
by the raw diet and all the gifts that Mother Nature had to offer.
Needless
to say, it was a very wild raw diet. There were no donut shoppes to
be found, or even bakeries for that matter. How, oh how, did
they survive?
And how
did the Cavemen know what foods to eat in their diet? Many things might appear tasty, only
to end up deadly. Woe to the taste (i.e. poison) tester of
the unfamiliar raw foods.
And what about nutrition? How did the Cavemen
know what their bodies needed in order to maintain energy and vigor
so that they could pull women by the hair and run from horny dinosaurs?
Did they enjoy a balanced
diet? Or, was the Caveman diet the means of an early fate?
Or did
the cavemen end up as the dinosaur's diet?
These
throbbing questions are all answered throughout the pages of Men
In Fur. This information is so good, so juicy, and so much fun that it should be
made into a controversial national magazine.
On that
note, we hope this site provides you insight and thought to your
diet & to your dietary needs. A fun diet is a successful
diet! And a diet consisting chiefly of raw foods may indeed
toss your current diet out of modern times and back into the stone
age while adding years to your life.
-Sincerely, The
Writers, Producers & Chief Taste-Testers at Men In Fur
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